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by **Lee Princ** » Sun, 09 Sep 2001 00:46:06

Well, I was in this pub on 7 Sep 2001 08:30:44 -0700, minding my own business,
drinking my beer, when suddenly, FMN8T ran in and started ranting and raving...

[snippage]

Quote:>Hi Bitz- good luck with the muscal things...

I read that as "good luck with the muscle things" at first - has Bitz
joined a gym?

Quote:>Hi Andyc- UEA should have a look at the shuttlecraft it has spome
>'intresting' items...
>Hi Le Prince- Well I had to include you... ( And yes it is your real
>name!)

No, my real name is "Lee Prince". "Le Prince" makes me sound like
part of the French Royal Family.[1]

Quote:>Hi to Hob- (GRANT.. me some slack ok;-) )
>Hi to to Da-ve the Lurker - Can he sink it? Yes he can!..

You missed out DJ and Spike.[5]

[1]Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? Le sange est dans l'arbre.
Quelle est le date de ton anniversaire?[2]
[2]Or quelque chose.[3]
[3]Wibbeule.[4]
[4]J'ai avoir mon jacket.
[5]Who sound like the sort of people who make "Garage" records with
lots of shouting on them.

Lee
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by **Llama-Wax Le** » Sun, 09 Sep 2001 04:49:40

Quote:> Quelle est le date de ton anniversaire?

Janvier, Fevrier, Mars,
Janvier, Fevrier, Mars.

Len
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by **Steve Farre** » Sun, 09 Sep 2001 10:41:56

At some point in the past (Fri, 07 Sep 2001 15:46:06 GMT, as it happens),
somebody called Lee Prince made the following views known to all at
comp.sys.sinclair:

Quote:>[1]Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? Le sange est dans l'arbre.
>Quelle est le date de ton anniversaire?[2]
>[2]Or quelque chose.[3]
>[3]Wibbeule.[4]
>[4]J'ai avoir mon jacket.

I have to have my jacket?

Surely you mean 'Je porterai mon manteau'? Although technically, that
means, 'I will wear my coat', but it's late and I'm tired, and I hate
future tense verb conjugations.

Steve
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by **Lee Prin** » Sun, 09 Sep 2001 19:57:44

Well, I was in this pub on 07 Sep 2001, minding my own business, drinking my
beer, when suddenly, Llama-Wax Len ran in and started ranting and raving...

>> Quelle est le date de ton anniversaire?

> Janvier, Fevrier, Mars,
> Janvier, Fevrier, Mars.

You have *three* birthdays?[1] You are The Queen AICMSFPAAPOR.

[1]Actually, I have two birthdays now - my official birthday of 1st July,
and the birthday that I had on 1st September because some twazzock at work
copied down a "7" as a "9".

Lee
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by **Lee Prin** » Sun, 09 Sep 2001 19:58:05

Well, I was in this pub on 08 Sep 2001, minding my own business, drinking my
beer, when suddenly, Steve Farrell ran in and started ranting and raving...

Quote:> At some point in the past (Fri, 07 Sep 2001 15:46:06 GMT, as it happens),
> somebody called Lee Prince made the following views known to all at
> comp.sys.sinclair:
>>[4]J'ai avoir mon jacket.

> I have to have my jacket?

> Surely you mean 'Je porterai mon manteau'? Although technically, that
> means, 'I will wear my coat', but it's late and I'm tired, and I hate
> future tense verb conjugations.

Come on, give us a break, I haven't spoken or written French since *noid
2 was released!

Lee
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by **Brian Whit** » Sun, 09 Sep 2001 22:44:31

Quote:> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-SCrzzzzztch!
> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-SCRZTCH-SCRztch-SCRZTCHSZCRTCH
> SzCrtH!....
> <FADE>

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by **Llama-Wax Le** » Mon, 10 Sep 2001 01:25:49

Quote:> You have *three* birthdays?

No, it was part of a song that I learned in French when I was 12.

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by **Lee Prin** » Mon, 10 Sep 2001 03:20:00

Well, I was in this pub on 08 Sep 2001, minding my own business, drinking my
beer, when suddenly, Llama-Wax Len ran in and started ranting and raving...

>> You have *three* birthdays?

> No, it was part of a song that I learned in French when I was 12.

Me too. Did you go to the same school as me? (Daubeney Middle School,
Orchard Street, Kempston, Bedford between 1984 and 1988)

Lee
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by **Llama-Wax Le** » Mon, 10 Sep 2001 08:25:02

Quote:> Me too. Did you go to the same school as me? (Daubeney Middle School,
> Orchard Street, Kempston, Bedford between 1984 and 1988)

Yep. Well, apart from the years. I was there from 1989 to 1995. Oh, and it
was High School rather than Middle School. And it was in Dunfermline rather
than Bedford. And it had a different name.

Other than that, we could have been classmates!

Len
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by **Peter THOM** » Mon, 10 Sep 2001 23:37:06

On Sun, 9 Sep 2001 00:25:02 +0100, "Llama-Wax Len"

>> Me too. Did you go to the same school as me? (Daubeney Middle School,
>> Orchard Street, Kempston, Bedford between 1984 and 1988)
>Yep. Well, apart from the years. I was there from 1989 to 1995. Oh, and it
>was High School rather than Middle School. And it was in Dunfermline rather
>than Bedford. And it had a different name.
>Other than that, we could have been classmates!

Yeah, and you're my next-door neighbour, Len. Apart from all those
houses that are in between us, of course.

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by **Bigg** » Mon, 10 Sep 2001 23:42:44

> [1]Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? Le sange est dans l'arbre.

Le singe est flying de ton cul?

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by **Liste** » Tue, 11 Sep 2001 01:30:29

A long time ago (Sun, 09 Sep 2001 16:42:44 +0200, really), in a pub

table and said :

>> [1]Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? Le sange est dans l'arbre.

>Le singe est flying de ton cul?

"the monkeys are flying out of my arse"? :P

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by **Bigg** » Tue, 11 Sep 2001 06:59:35

> A long time ago (Sun, 09 Sep 2001 16:42:44 +0200, really), in a pub

> table and said :

> >> [1]Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? Le sange est dans l'arbre.

> >Le singe est flying de ton cul?

> "the monkeys are flying out of my arse"? :P

Erm, or something. [c]

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