YOUR ELECTRONIC COPYRIGHT FAIRY-GODMOTHER IS HERE!
Need information regarding registering for copyright protection??? I can help!
WHO I AM - I am a former big-firm intellectual property lawyer (still licensed). The
focus of my practice is copyright in the entertainment and technology realms. I've now
"retired" in order to pursue a new career as a fledgling writer (but that's another
WHAT I DO - I instruct you how to file for federal copyright protection properly (the
first time!), quickly and painlessly and will provide you VIA E-MAIL with all of the
information and requisite application form(s) for registering your particular type of work.
I'll also be a nice guy (rather gal) and answer your simple copyright questions in the
process (i.e., without wearing my lawyer hat - I left that world, remember!)
WHAT IT COSTS - My fee is a mere $25 for this service, payable by credit card
(visa/mc/amex/discover). Other forms of payment negotiable (e.g., cash, check, small
stones, subway tokens, ex-husbands, etc.).
WHY I AM DOING THIS - Well to make money of course.
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE? - Maybe, but I'm legit, perhaps just stupid. I am able to
provide this useful service at a low cost (yes, my former law firm charged upwards of
an hour for my services) for two simple reasons: a) I am a trained professional and after
several years of experience in this area know it inside and out so it doesn't take much
time for me to provide you with this information because its in my head/at my fingertips;
and b) Now that I work at home in my pajamas over the computer, I have virtually no
WHY SHOULD YOU USE MY SERVICES? - Because if you do, you will be assured
that you are filing for copyright protection properly , and you won't have to go through
the hassle of figuring out how to do it yourself, take the risk of not registering properly
and/or paying YOUR big firm lawyer $200 an hour to do it for you.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? - You could be on your way to ensuring protection
of your work within hours (minutes??). Full refund if not satisfied! Simply e-mail me
with a general description of the type of work you wish to register (e.g., screenplay,
computer program, film, etc.), provide contact information, and, if you wish to proceed
without further info, your credit card information (or, if you prefer to fax this
information to me for security purposes, the fax number in my home office is
310-652-9050). I will thereafter e-mail you confirmation of receipt and then e-mail you
all necessary information and application forms, and will be available to answer your
additional questions. Of course, feel free to contact me for more information about me
and/or my service before you make a decision to proceed....
Thank you for your time! Oh, and one last thing....iIt would be greatly appreciated if
you would be kind enough to forward this message to other groups/individuals you
know of who may be interested in my service.
P.S. If there is enough interest, I may start a copyright mailing list if I can figure out
how to set up the program....So please e-mail me to let me know if you'ld be interested
in that as well.