Bill Gates uses Amiga partII

Bill Gates uses Amiga partII

Post by Clockmeiste » Sun, 31 Dec 1899 09:00:00

Bill has been very worried lately due to his dissappointing software
creations over the last few years.
It has shocked him that smalltime software houses have been producing good
quality programs that did not contain the 'crash bug' as he likes to call
At home Bill has not had the same experiences on his Amiga but it doesn't
run his own creations.
This has led to an inestigation into the matter by a team of researchers
experienced in pest extermination. None of them found out why the bug only
lived in PC's but not in other platforms such as the one Bill uses at home.
The only explanation they could offer was that the bug lived in the
'Pentium optimizing part of the CPU' although that did not explain why the
bug also appeared in 486 computers. They decided to spray insecticide into
the PC's and then proceeded to spray the rest of Bill's house.
The PC's consequently died which wasn't supposed to happed but it did cure
the problem with the bug.
Bill has been reported as saying that all PC's sold should now contain
Win95 revision B, and a can of Baygon which should be sprayed through the
front vent of the PC should the bug become apparent.
This should cure all of the problems with any bug that may be present.
One researcher pointed out that the E in Intel had fallen down and needed
securing back into place.
Bill suggested that this should not be done because nothing is perfect at
Intel so why should the logo be any different. That comment made the vote
unanimous and no changes will be implemented.

Further developments will be mailed...


Bill Gates uses Amiga partII

Post by Bj?rnar Bols? » Sun, 31 Dec 1899 09:00:00

> One researcher pointed out that the E in Intel had fallen down and needed
> securing back into place.




1. Bill gates uses Amiga at home

Bill Gates uses an Amiga 4000T at home.
What a scandal, seeing as he is such legendary man in the computer world.
Apparantly he is learning Amiga OS fast but it is all a bit confusing as
the multithread multitasking bit actually works unlike the MS variety.

Bill also cannot understand how an operating system so efficient can fit on
only four floppy disks. MS is investigating as an operating system such as
this would be great as he could sell the four floppies at the same price as
the Win95 cd and make even more profit.

Apparantly MS hit a snag when the said floppy disks failed to load on his
PC, but a PC floppy disks loaded OK on the Amiga. MS is working on a patch
right now and should be available for Win95 around the same time as Win98
is released. A Win98 patch will be available in the summer of 2001.

Bill also wants to add the "multiple floppy copy" to Win98 which he
discovered on his Amiga. He found that being able to format three floppy
disks on his Amiga at the SAME time was a great feature which would really
speed up his productivity.
Unfortunately IBM has said that such a feature would not work because the
hardware doesn't support it. MS will release a hardware patch in the form
of a A4000 motherboard and support peripherals to accomadate such a

Further admissions will be posted to this board as they materialize.
Goodbye for now,

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