HELP ME WITH MY PAGE!!!

HELP ME WITH MY PAGE!!!

Post by ┬žeamonkey » Sun, 05 May 1996 04:00:00



Here it is:  I need help with all the graphics, backgrounds, and images.
The only image that works is "birdie.gif"
Can you help?

<HEAD>
<BODY BACKGROUND="HTTP://PWP.USA.PIPELINE.COM/~SEAMONKEY/GIRL.GIF"
TEXT="00F000" LINK="0000FF" VLINK="F00000"
ALINK="FFFFFF"><TITLE><h1>Seamonkey's Superfun Spot on the Net</h1></title>

</HEAD>
<BODY>

<SUPER>Seamonkey makes his web page even better!</SUPER>
<HR>
<HR>
<UL>Things You Can Find Here
<LI>Home Wear
<LI>Guitar and TAB
<LI>Myself
<LI>Bands, Concerts, and CD's
</UL>
<H1><B><!--This site is updated every day!--></B></H1>
<IMG SRC="http://pwp.usa.pipeline.com/~seamonkey/birdie.gif">
<HR>
<H2><B>Home Wear</B></H2>
     I'm not exactly goobered up with homewear, but I really do like it.  I
have four <B>Lava Lamps</B> and over a <I>thousand</I> glowing stars
ranging from one half inch to four inches across.  If you want a cool site,
visit <A HREF="HTTP://www.infinitysend">Infinity's End</A> and buy
something <B>cool</B> there.  I really want a mirrored ball for my room,
but I have to save $$$ for it.<P>
<BLOCKQUOTE>Wow!</BLOCKQUOTE>
<IMG SRC="http://pwp.usa.pipeline.com/~seamonkey/pawprint.gif">
<HR>
<H3>Guitar & TAB</H3>
     I have an <B>Ibenez</B> guitar.  It's acoustic, and I plan to get an
electric this month.  Have a suggestion?  Then please e-mail me cool songs
you know that are really easy for even beginers to play.<P>

<IMG SRC="http://pwp.usa.pipeline.com/~seamonkey/coke.gif"><P>
<CENTER><B>I recommend YOU drink COKE or Mr. Pibb</B></CENTER><P>
<HR>
<H4>Myself</H4><P>
     <SUPER>Well, there isn't much about me that you don't already know.
I'm 14 and a boy.  I'm in eighth grade, and I'm glad school's almost out.
In the meantime, I'm either planning to go to a concert, doing my homwork,
playing my guitar, on the net, swimming, at the lake of the Ozarks, playing
basketball, playing a videogame, or outside mowing a lawn.  If you can
catch up with me, I'd be glad to chat with you in IRC.</SUPER><P>
<HR>
<H5>Bands, Concerts, and CD's</H5>
     There's too much to say in this topic.  I've been to <B>RED HOT CHILI
PEPPERS, SPACEHOG, & TOADIES.</b> In the next month, I'll see <B>311, No
Doubt, The Urge, Salt, Seven Mary Three, Candlebox</B> and 7 more bands at
two performances during the upcomming months, May and June.  I recommend
you go out and buy <I>SUPERCHUNK "This is where the strings come in..."</I>
because you need to have a favorite band, and these guy's are great.  HYPER
ENOUGH is the coolest song.<P>
<CENTER><IMG
SRC="http://pwp.usa.pipeline.com/~seamonkey/zima.gif"></CENTER>
<STRONG>"Be safe when you get drunk,"</STRONG>
<HR>
<A NAME="Lava Lamps and Mirrored Balls"></A>
<HR>
<HR>
<HR>
<B>Bye, lamers!</B>
</BODY>

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        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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        Try MY web page...updated every day!
        Graphics soon to be added.  SPANKING COOL.
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HELP ME WITH MY PAGE!!!

Post by Nigel Smi » Mon, 06 May 1996 04:00:00




Quote:> Here it is:  I need help with all the graphics, backgrounds, and images.
> The only image that works is "birdie.gif"
> Can you help?

First, what's this doing in the PageMaker group?

Second, in Netscape, all the images which don't load have a / at the end
of the filename, eg. http://pwp.usa.pipeline.com/~seamonkey/coke.gif/
This isn't apparent from the text you posted, but is present when the
source is viewed - check what's on the server rather than what you *think*
is on the server!

Third, use Emphasis rather than Bold, and <p align=center> rather than
<center>, that way we can all read it.

Lastly, put in some [ALT] tags for text-only browsers and those who don't
auto-load images. This would also let people know what the broken pictures
are.

I won't comment on the content, cos after all that I was too tired to read
it :-)

Hope that helps,

               Nigel

 
 
 

HELP ME WITH MY PAGE!!!

Post by James Walli » Mon, 06 May 1996 04:00:00






>> Here it is:  I need help with all the graphics, backgrounds, and images.
>> The only image that works is "birdie.gif"
>> Can you help?

>First, what's this doing in the PageMaker group?

Seems to me that a lot of dweebs are assuming that "pagemaker" is some
kind of dim-bulb abbreviation for "homepage maker", and not a reference
to the fine, fine, utterly intuitive and bug-free high-end DTP package
we know and love. Ahem.

--




(Warhammer is a trademark of Games Workshop Ltd, and is used with permission)

 
 
 

HELP ME WITH MY PAGE!!!

Post by Bob Walla » Wed, 08 May 1996 04:00:00



>Here it is:  I need help with all the graphics, backgrounds, and images.
>The only image that works is "birdie.gif"
>Can you help?

><HEAD>
><BODY

BACKGROUND="HTTP://PWP.USA.PIPELINE.COM/~SEAMONKEY/GIRL.GIF"

Quote:>...
><IMG SRC="http://pwp.usa.pipeline.com/~seamonkey/pawprint.gif">

You don't want "http://" in the filename field.
Assuming the home page is in "http://pwp.usa.pipeline.com/~seamonkey",
you only need SRC="pawprint.gif"

- Bob Wallace

"If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem" - George Carlin