I've heard rumors about geeks circumcising themselves accidentally
after placing a Linux distro CD-R on their pecker. Can this really
happen? Has it happened to anyone here? Is there any photographic
evidence of this occuring?
> S. Merde
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
> S. Merde
> > I've heard rumors about geeks circumcising themselves accidentally
> > after placing a Linux distro CD-R on their pecker. Can this really
> > happen? Has it happened to anyone here? Is there any photographic
> > evidence of this occuring?
> Have you stopped raping your mother lately?
Please mention what distribution you are using if you want to get help here.Quote:> I've heard rumors about geeks circumcising themselves accidentally
> after placing a Linux distro CD-R on their pecker. Can this really
> happen? Has it happened to anyone here? Is there any photographic
> evidence of this occuring?
Are you using a distro that offers installation support? Did you call or
Perhaps you should submit your question to Ask Slashdot?
I would make the observation that Linux developers need to take steps to
ensure that future Linux CD's are safer in this regard than other kinds of
Finally, I would suggest that if the extent of your injuries are an
accidential circumcision, that perhaps in the future you might try forcing a
lubricated set of Linux CD's into another orrifice. I suggest you use Linux
for this because distros often come with a larger number of CD's than
Windows. Once you obtain data from your experiments, plese don't post them
>> Have you stopped raping your mother lately?
> Actually, no, I haven't. Have you?
> S. Merde
The correct answer to the classic trick question
"Have you stopped beating your wife yet?". Assuming that you
have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes"
is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and
then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have
one and are still beating her. According to various Discordians
and Douglas Hofstadter the correct answer is usually "mu", a
Japanese word alleged to mean "Your question cannot be answered
because it depends on incorrect assumptions". Hackers tend to be
sensitive to logical inadequacies in language, and many have
adopted this suggestion with enthusiasm. The word `mu' is
actually from Chinese, meaning `nothing'; it is used in
mainstream Japanese in that sense, but native speakers do not
recognize the Discordian question-denying use. It almost certainly
derives from overgeneralization of the answer in the following
well-known Rinzei Zen koan:
A monk asked Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?"
Joshu retorted, "Mu!"
Therefore, I choose to answer "mu"
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