Did you ever notice just how hard it is to get a kid into a bath-tub? Once
they are in and splashing about, what happens? You can't get them back
out.
I think Linux is kind of like that. You get people who have never tried it
and they go kicking and screaming into the Linux tub. But once they are
there, they just won't leave.
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Safety Tips:
1. Never leave a new user unattended. They can drown in just an inch of
code.
2. Always test the code to make sure it isn't too hot for the newbie's
tender skin.
3. Always make sure they have their *-penguin.