Here I am, listening to Monica and Linda collaborate on a document.
Now, we all know that what they should have done was use (among other
types of such software) ICQ and some Web publishing software so they
could both _see_ the document they were working on.
They could have saved HOURS of TAPE by using the wonders of groupware.
I mean, was this a long distance call?
Also, now that I've heard Monica's voice, she seems a lot like Jenni
of JenniCam fame. But less interesting.
Monica, if you're reading this, you should setup up your OWN little
MonicaCam so we can all see you and your next "Creep" in "real time"
without having to wait for the audio tape. Heck, maybe you can get
into Netsex with Bill Gates and release the transcripts every once in
a while. He's obviously your type. Married, powerful and into
"control." And his memory is just about as poor as The Big He.
Linda.."most people wouldn't have told their mom.."
Hey, MOST people wouldn't have SAVED A FRICKIN DRESS with Prezidue on
Man, I could never have read the transcript of these tapes. Linda's
burps just wouldn't translate well.
Now they're talking about how she's going to send the letter to Bill.
Hmmm. I would suggest PGP email.
I wonder if Monica was using Office. Maybe she could have gotten that
little Paperclip do0d to help out.
ICQ#: 9393354 * "Whenever you find that you are on the side of
the majority, it is time to reform." -- Mark Twain