Or better yet, buying her the latest computer with Linux already loaded...
Well, I don't know about the women in <i> your </i> life, but my
experience with women is that they are happiest when you turn off the
computer and spend some time with them instead. In other words, one
should buy oneself a computer with Linux preconfigured on it, so that one
is not spending so much time configuring Linux. <p>
The expression "square headed girlfriend" to describe a computer is very
"You can...turn sadness into laughter" -- Sunscreem, _Love_U_More_