Very Computer

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Intended Audience:
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Anyone who is tasked with the management of one or more NT servers, as well
as managers of these activities. Analysts having a mainframe or UNIX
background who are new to NT systems will find the new extended hands-on
course especially useful. The information presented is vital to tuning NT
environments.

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Contact Information:
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Please check the Web site for details on this class at
http://www.iccmforum.com/iccm.asp?r=ICCM&s=Education

REGISTER BY MAIL, PHONE, FAX, OR THE INTERNET

OK, class, welcome to today's lesson, on NT Performance.  You see here
a beautiful, blue screen, with lots of hexadecimal characters.  Now, we
will tune the system.

<thwack> <thunk> <wham wham wham> <dwong>
Nope, not quite in tune yet, let's try hitting it around the edges.
<ting> <whap> <boot> <slam> <ding>

...ahhh, perfectly tuned.  Now, for our next lesson, er, ah crap,
bluescreen again...

Quote:> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> "Windows NT Performance and Tuning"
> 4.5-Day Hands-on Seminar
> May 1-5, 2000 / Chicago, IL
> Sponsored by: The Institute for Computer Capacity Management
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