I've been trying to build Apache with static PHP but I may as well be
trying to grow wings.
Every reference I find says how easy it is, but I realize some people
will go find a document and pass it on as their own experience. So I see
the same thing repeated and I'm sure none of those people have actually
done it.
I keep getting an error saying 'LoadModule' is an invalid command when I
try to start Apache.
I'm new to this, but not to computers or the frustration they can
deliver, so I know when I need to be led like a blind man. This is one
of those times, if somebody really knows this stuff. I need something
better than "Get to New York? Sure... Go to Oregon and make a right.
Can't miss it!"