funny FUNNY MS story

funny FUNNY MS story

Post by Redmond Rose » Fri, 02 Aug 1996 04:00:00



Your going to love this.  Today I found both Bill Gates and Paul Allen's
social security numbers : ) God, I don't know why this kind of
information keeps coming to me.  I'm not looking. I'm not allowed to call
up Microsoft or send e-mail over there.  So I put them up on my web
hoping someone at Microsoft might see them--like Bill Gates and Paul
Allen.

<h2>Bill Gates' Social Security Number: <B> 539-60-5125  </B>
<BR>
Paul G. Allen's Social Security Number:  <B> 536-58-3118  </B>
</h2>

Of course they have me censored because I use to send stuff like this
directly to Bill.  It's so much better to post things publicly on the
internet than to send private e-mail.  Gates should fire the whole lot of
them for being so stupid.

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You're the Apple of my IBM. I'd Love to take a byte.
You really make my disk hard. Shall we go online tonight?
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Redmond Rose~ http://www.nwlink.com/~rosarium/

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