by Sung to the tune of "The ballad of Jed Clampett"
From the BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named*
A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore
On election day of his Presidential bout
He thought he lost the fight but got a recount
ballots that is... punch cards... butterflies
Well the next thing you know they're countin' 'em again
He lost a second time so he gave it all some spin
They said Palm Beach is the place you oughta be
So they hired legal experts from Tallahassee
Florida that is... sunshine state... deadlocked
Well the next thing you know they wanna change the rules
And play around with votes cause they think we're friggin fools
They riled a lotta folks and they made a lotta fuss
Till Cheney came along and started kickin' him some butts
Buttocks that is... liberal hineys... left-wing tuchas
Al*whined that the system wasn't fair
After findin' ballot holes that were never really there
Kathrine Harris said the recount was a joke
But it didn't stop the liberals from castin' some more votes
Democrat votes that is... hangin' chad... dimpled ballots
Well the State Supreme Court gave ol' Al another break
They let him count again cause the party was at stake
But just when he thought his dream was born anew
The overseas votes came in and gave it all to W
George W that is... Texas Governor... President-elect
Now it's time to say good-bye to*and all his kin
He tried to steal some votes but it didn't help him win
You're all invited over to his home in Tennessee
To sit around and blubber at his pity-party
Nashville that is... pout a while... have some sour grapes
Ya'll have fun now... Ya Hear?