Very Computer

* Can't stop using words that don't exist.
* Worried that he who dies with the most frequent-flier miles wins.
* Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about.
* Keep seeing bullet points everywhere.

Q: How many executives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss the ramifications
    of the change. "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion,
    but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will
    be continued next week. Meanwhile...."

Borrowed from "The Office" calendar, Friday, July 14th, 2000
and Monday July 24th, 2000

   Ryengoth

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Before you buy.

None.  It's obviously a hardware problem.

Mark - usually in the dark - Brown

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Mark Brown
Manager Continuing Engineering
Pick Systems
Irvine, CA   USA

"Gun control isn't about guns -- it's about control."

Cromwell

Quote:

> * Can't stop using words that don't exist.
> * Worried that he who dies with the most frequent-flier miles wins.
> * Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about.
> * Keep seeing bullet points everywhere.

> Q: How many executives does it take to change a lightbulb?
> A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss the ramifications
>     of the change. "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion,
>     but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will
>     be continued next week. Meanwhile...."

> Borrowed from "The Office" calendar, Friday, July 14th, 2000
> and Monday July 24th, 2000

>    Ryengoth

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

Quote:> How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

> None.  It's obviously a hardware problem.

Would that hardware problem be a loose nut on the terminal?

Kidding!

Ed

Quote:> classic Dilbert:
> "I'm a consultant because"
> " I like to con people and I like to insult people"

You forgot the "ant"  part - I've got the brain of an ant!

Ed - I've got the brain of a gnat - Sheehan

Chuck Stevenson, MV Consultant

Q: What is the definition of a consultant?
A: Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is

Ed

The first 90% of the job takes 90% of the time.

The last 10% of the job takes the other 90% of the Job.

Rodney Frisard
Ultimate Business Systems
Metairie, La.

We just met an 'impossible' deadline interfacing our unidata system with
our parent company's Oracle system. I've never been in so many meetings
in my life, and I was only required to attend a fraction of them!!
--
Dave Walker

"The Internet is not a network of computers. It is a network of
people. That is its real strength." -- Rik van Riel