* Can't stop using words that don't exist.
* Worried that he who dies with the most frequent-flier miles wins.
* Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about.
* Keep seeing bullet points everywhere.
Q: How many executives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss the ramifications
of the change. "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion,
but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will
be continued next week. Meanwhile...."
Borrowed from "The Office" calendar, Friday, July 14th, 2000
and Monday July 24th, 2000
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